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Anonymous asked:
tell us your most embarrassing story



So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.



Another neat little trick to create the illusion of extra weight loss. Putting your arms straight up and stretching loses about ten kilos in 5 seconds!! Who knew right??? So please don’t believe everything you see and don’t feel bad about your weight loss journey because you didn’t lose 5 kilos in a month. Because to be honest, neither did some of the people you see.


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