real talk the first place id hit up during the purge is the pet store u gonna see me on the street with 50 puppies on leashes
I have a really hot waiter.Guys he came back with my food and said, “Careful the plate is hot too.” So I asked, “too?” and hE TOUCHED MY SHOULDER THEN MADE A SIZZLING NOISE.IM FREAKING OUT WHAT DO I DO.
wanna know what these all say?
"suck his dick"
Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends